redskiesoverparadise:

filthymitts:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

this damn troll

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.  

lakeandbake:

thatsexypotato:

candichaos:

the-only-olivia:

loverholictaejoon:

batman-loverr:

disneydaancer:

it’s getting hot in here

so take off all your clothes

whore

hate nudes on my dash

shit my mom was behind me

TUMBLR: AFTER DARK

so fucking ina-propro.

Ina-pro-tato.

I-I’m sorry I thought I deleted this a long time ago

Guys, it’s her body. So fucking sick of spud-shaming.

ditchschooleatpizza:

*plastic bag voice* do u ever feel like a katy perry

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well